Anon requested: Lestrade’s different names
Fun fact: Arthur Conan Doyle never gave Lestrade’s first name. It was always Inspector G. Lestrade which is why Sherlock in BBC Sherlock can’t seem to recall Papa Lestrade’s first name. Way to go, BBC!
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.